...acorns. Why did God give them hats from birth? When are us old humans going to evolve with some added new bonus features? Any time soon? I could do with more eyes, spaced evenly around my head, and be able to interpret that to obtain a nice 360 image of the world. More hands too. In fact, doubling up on (almost) everything would be quite a fancy evolution. Wings. When the hell are we going to get wings. At first, those few children born with them will be looked upon as freakish spawn of the devil, and hastily thrown somewhere not very nice. Possibly France. Eventually they will be taken as (thumbs up symbol) and Hasbro will make plastic toy versions of them, which over time, will increase in value, being traded over eBay for a cup filled with love.
Now, who says the future looks bleak. Bright, maybe. Orange, definitely.
David Collins has returned. A bit.
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(3.5.06 21:15) yay! |