Davee

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More likable than Sezer


So, what do you want out of blogging?


"Wel, i fink dat bi rytn al da tym de inglesh langwj shd defo empruv" - David M. Collins


That's what he always used to remark, back in the day. When Smarties were blue and iPods were just a dream, instead of the self-navigating, round-the-world explorers they are today. He never quite reached number one on Google, but then, only losers would want that. And he really was not a loser. Oh no. Instead, he was much more than that. More than a man, you might say.


He had a knack for talking about the things that noone cared about, and asking questions nobody had thought to ask. Until now. Wearing nothing but clothes and a hat, this one man aims to change the world. And all during the commercial breaks Countdown. An impossible challenge? Yes, some may say. And some may say that they are right. However, the slighly more crazed would disagree, saying 'No', or making gurgling sounds, whilst stabbing their hands.


Sit back, relax, sleep, if need be, but remember one thing: He is always behind you. And, more importantly, the butler ALWAYS did it

 

I like...

Artists: Artists as in musicians? Geddoudoffeet



More about me...

When I was young...:
I was born at a young age

When I grow up...:
I want to go to Space

This week...:
Prison Break ends

I wish...:
Prison Break didn't end

I believe...:
Five will buy Season two

I love...:
The grey-black box in the lounge, and the black rectangle with the glowing screen in my room

You'll recognise me by...:
My uncanny impersonation of Mr Parsonage

I welcome...:
No. I 'Invite' people to offer me money